Monday, January 26, 2009

twice

twice boiled water
twice popped corn

twice what else?

Thursday, January 22, 2009

not my birthday

someone i don't know called my phone today and left a message wishing a "belated happy birthday". since i didn't know the person and my birthday was in september, i'm forwarding this wish to anyone for whom it is more appropriate.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

hereby

i hereby decree that i win all contests held in the year 2009.

Friday, January 16, 2009

sylas word 1

dukadukadee = cheerios

emptiness, redacted

no information, 1

too much information 1

i have been having trouble going to sleep lately.
first, i lie down and get very tired and very thirsty.
then, i drink a big glass of water and lie back down.
somehow, after this, i am not sleepy any more.

random questions for tonight 1

where should i point my finger?

if you were required by edict to remove one letter from your name, which letter would you remove?

is curb your enthusiasm still on hbo?

how do i live with kitchen cabinets that look so crappy?

am i ever going to understand the relationship between entropy and probability? my mind is like a sieve tonight. perhaps i should just read john ashberry instead, he has a good deal of both entropy and probability.

where should i point my finger?