Tuesday, July 28, 2009

gloatt

whatever floats your bloat

Monday, July 27, 2009

waste

according to quantum theory, black holes have a waist of time.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

2

this blog is a glob

on learning

1/4 is asking good questions
1/4 is being honest about what you do and do not know
1/4 is committing facts and hypothesizing
1/4 is forgetting the stuff you learned wrong

thought

i thought it was savings, but it was debt

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

if

if i were going insane, would i be the first or last to know?

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

potential

when people say 'living up to your potential' they usually mean working hard at something to do well at it. what they don't usually mean is living out all potential outcomes, including confusion, disgrace, and failure.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

internet 1

when i die i want to be streamated

lawn in the suburbs

but last night i dreamt that i was living in the suburbs and my lawn wrote a book called 'how to be a front lawn'

Monday, July 6, 2009

another qu

do you read every five dollar bill you spend?

Friday, July 3, 2009

nothing in there

i have an undetectable amount to say at the moment and i am relatively sure it is unworthy of the large effort required to explicate it.