twice

twice boiled water
twice popped corn

twice what else?

not my birthday

someone i don't know called my phone today and left a message wishing a "belated happy birthday". since i didn't know the person and my birthday was in september, i'm forwarding this wish to anyone for whom it is more appropriate.

hereby

i hereby decree that i win all contests held in the year 2009.

sylas word 1

dukadukadee = cheerios

emptiness, redacted

no information, 1

too much information 1

i have been having trouble going to sleep lately.
first, i lie down and get very tired and very thirsty.
then, i drink a big glass of water and lie back down.
somehow, after this, i am not sleepy any more.

random questions for tonight 1

where should i point my finger?

if you were required by edict to remove one letter from your name, which letter would you remove?

is curb your enthusiasm still on hbo?

how do i live with kitchen cabinets that look so crappy?

am i ever going to understand the relationship between entropy and probability? my mind is like a sieve tonight. perhaps i should just read john ashberry instead, he has a good deal of both entropy and probability.

where should i point my finger?

arctic char

is arctic char melting the ice caps?

blog by induction

this post is implied. ad infinitum

observation 2

i'm putting your leftover pasta in your new cute container.

observation 1

the tuna fish tried to run away.
good thing for me though, it was in a can!

peano postulates applied

a blog can only be empty, once

a blog can never be empty, once
it has been posted

to

not empty now

empty again