Wednesday, April 1, 2009

it's a lot like 1

it's a lot like trying to close a book when your thumb is keeping track of what page you're on.
if you move your thumb, you lose your place.
if you keep your thumb where it is, you can't close the book.

Monday, March 2, 2009

in a perfect world 1

in a perfect world, i would not be posting this, because there would be no way that i could possibly improve anything by doing so.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

web

i link
therefore i've been clicked

UHS

where can i get an uninterruptable hour supply?

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

br34k3r bu1ld3r

i'm a br34k3r not a bu1ld3r

Thursday, February 5, 2009

new insight 1

i've just proven, by tearing apart a staple, that the whole is indeed greater than the sum of its parts!

Monday, January 26, 2009

twice

twice boiled water
twice popped corn

twice what else?